Well, that was a weekend of interesting matchups. …Except for the Jaguars game.
What a disappointing way to end the season, a fumble by the fourth string receiver. Rodgers looked… uneasy for much of that game. Props to the Carolina defense which looking to be in that dominant style, reminiscent of their 2015 Super Bowl run.
I goofed hard this week and forgot that there would be Saturday games. And now it’s Sunday morning.
I’m going to write my predictions but not do full write ups; next week I’ll try and be better ;_;
Thursday Night Football, Dec. 14
Denver Broncos at Indianapolis Colts
Statistical Prediction: Demaryius Thomas will have 100+ yards and 2+ touchdowns.
Score Prediction: Denver wins, 21-17
Sunday 1 pm E Slot, Dec. 17:
Baltimore Ravens (7-6) at Cleveland Browns (0-13)
Statistical Prediction: Browns spoil the Ravens’ season with their first win of the season. Kizer: 200+ pass yards, 1+ pass TDs, 25+ rush yards, 1 rush TDs
Score Prediction: Cleveland wins, 21-20
Arizona Cardinals (6-7) at Washington Redskins (5-8)
Statistical Prediction: Kirk Cousins throw 300+ yards and 3+ TDs
Score Prediction: Washington wins, 30-21
Philadelphia Eagles (11-2) at New York Giants (2-11)
Statistical Prediction: Nick Foles throws for a near perfect passer rating.
Score Prediction: Philadelphia wins, 35-17
Miami Dolphins (6-7) at Buffalo Bills (7-6)
Statistical Prediction: Tyrod Taylor: 300+ offensive yards, 3+ total TDs
Score Prediction: Buffalo wins, 30-20
Green Bay Packers (7-6) at Carolina Panthers (9-4)
Statistical Prediction: Aaron Rodgers RETURNS for 300+ pass yards and 3+ TDs
Score Prediction: Green Bay wins, 31-27
Houston Texans (4-9) at Jacksonville Jaguars (9-4)
Statistical Prediction: DeAndre Hopkins goes for 5+ catches, 75+ yards, 1+ TD
Score Prediction: Jacksonville wins, 21-10
Cincinnati Bengals (5-8) at Minnesota Vikings (10-3)
Statistical Prediction: Cincy Defense have 3+ sacks and 2+ turnovers
Score Prediction: Cincinnati wins, 24-20
New York Jets (5-8) at New Orleans Saints (9-4)
Statistical Prediction: Bryce Petty throws 2+ TDs and 2+ interceptions
Score Prediction: New Orleans wins, 28-20
Sunday 4 pm E Slot, Dec. 17:
Los Angeles Rams (9-4) at Seattle Seahawks (8-5)
Statistical Prediction: Goff and Gurley combine for 500 offensive yards and 3+ touchdowns
Score Prediction: Los Angeles wins, 33-28
New England Patriots (10-3) at Pittsburgh Steelers (11-2)
Statistical Prediction: Brady and Roethlisberger combine for 600+ passing yards and 6+ TDs
Score Prediction: New England wins, 35-31
Tennessee Titans (8-5) at San Francisco 49ers (3-10)
Statistical Prediction: Marcus Mariota throws for 200+ yards and 3+ total TDs
Score Prediction: Tennessee wins, 27-20
Sunday Night Football, Dec. 17:
Dallas Cowboys (7-6) at Oakland Raiders (6-7)
Statistical Prediction: Lynch goes off for 100+ yards and 2+ TDs
Score Prediction: Dallas wins, 23-20
Monday Night Football, Dec. 18:
Atlanta Falcons (8-5) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-9)
Statistical Prediction: Mike Evans has less receiving yards than every individual Atlanta receivers.
Score Prediction: Atlanta wins, 27-20
Monday night’s game between the Steelers and Bengals reminded me of the infamous MNF ‘Body Bag’ game from 1990, when nine Redskins players left the game with injuries.
Have you recovered from your post-Thanksgiving coma?
I’d like rescind last week’s “Packer Super Bowl” joke and return it for “at least some offensive points I don’t even care if we win just please score” sentiments. Good God.